If... (a short 'poem' written by...me)

If it looks like an elf.

If it smells like an elf.

If it sounds like an elf.

If it has retarded ears, like an elf.

If it has an annoying, welsh inspired language, like an elf.

If it has lengthy emo poetry in aforementioned language, like an elf.

If it's all floaty and fragile, like an elf.

If it all resembles in its male form, 'Leggol@zz", it's an elf.

If it has a hippy plot mechanic about saving the trees, it's an elf.

If it has some drivelling nonsense about "communing with nature", it's an elf.

If it has leafy green armour, it's an elf.

If it features those extended curled artistic style, it's an elf. 

:O

Could it be...GW:EN/GW2's Sylvari are...

ELVSES PRECCIOUSSS?