In a moment of unnatural clarity and retardedness in physics... I stumbled upon...

KEKEKEKEKE!

KE, or Kinetic Energy of an object, is defined as

KE=0.5 * M * V²

KE equals one half times mass times velocity squared.

but..

 (0.5 * M * V²) * (0.5 * M * V²) = (0.5 * M * V²)²

And...

(0.5 * M * V²) * (0.5 * M * V²) * (0.5 * M * V²) * (0.5 * M * V²) * (0.5 * M * V²) * (0.5 * M * V²) =

(0.5 * M * V²)⁶

Or, KE*KE*KE*KE*KE*KE

or...

KEKEKEKEKEKE

Thus, KEKEKEKEKEKE = (0.5 * M * V²)⁶

Hawhawhahwah!

How retarded indeed.

Almost as bad as;

xbox4cos-1(0) (4cos-1(0) = 360)

I am not responsible for the lame xbox thing. Although I did laugh at it ;(